January 2012
148 posts
Smiling at old people to show them you're not a... →
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“You and I loved each other… and then you broke my heart. I’m going to kiss...”
– Blair, Gossip Girl (via glassfingerprints)
December 2011
347 posts
That moment when you caught yourself thinking of... →
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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“I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...”
– S. E. Smith, “Get Your Anti-Femininity out of my Feminism” (via squintyoureyes)
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I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes...
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You spend all your time preaching about waiting...
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
AAA Is Aiming To Save Your Life on New Year's Eve →
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How do you get a free ride from AAA Tipsy Tow if you drink too much on New Year’s Eve? Keep the number for AAA’s Tipsy Tow service in your pocket and if you get drunk ringing in 2012, this service could save your life. The American Automobile Association is offering free towing and a ride home between the hours of 6pm Saturday, December 31st – 6am on Sunday,...
When my Asian friends get anything less than an...
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“You think because he doesn’t love you that you are worthless. You think that...”
– Toni Morrison (via ancestryinprogress)
